Ripped Covers

This will be a brandspanking new recurring segment for us. For all of us that have been confused and appalled by redonkculous covers. We gather the truly hideous then rip into them with bitchy glee for your viewing amusement. Feel free to join in the snarkfest it’s way more cathartic than yoga. Reader: Whoa, check out those paws. That's the worst case of Beriberi I've ever seen. This romance is obviously set in a non- national healthcare country. Mistress: Oh noez. Her face is turning an odd shade of gray. He's absorbing her life force through his lotion retardant hands. All is lost. Reader: He's sucking the life force from her chin? Now there's originality. Mistress: Indeed R, Chin incubus’ are on the endangered species list. On second thought she's already dead. It's so not kool to eff the dead Chin Incubus dude. And what sick artist did you find to paint you in afterglow? He's an accessory after the fact Disclaimer: Please note that this commentary makes no judgment on the quality of the stories the covers are associated with. Asstastic covers are almost always bad publisher judgment calls and hold little to no stock in author preference.