The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
A happily ever after ending!
On the second day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
Two wedding bells,
And a happily ever after ending!
On the third day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
Three costume balls,
Two wedding bells,
And a happily ever after ending!
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
Four castled halls,
Three costume balls,
Two wedding bells,
And a happily ever after ending!
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
Five......consecutive.....climaxes.
Four castled halls,
Three costume balls,
Two wedding bells,
And a happily ever after ending!
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
Six maids deflowered,
Five......consecutive.....climaxes.
Four castled halls,
Three costume balls,
Two wedding bells,
And a happily ever after ending!
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
Seven secret meetings,
Six maids deflowered,
Five......consecutive.....climaxes.
Four castled halls,
Three costume balls,
Two wedding bells,
And a happily ever after ending!
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
Eight couples courting,
Seven secret meetings,
Six maids deflowered,
Five......consecutive.....climaxes.
Four castled halls,
Three costume balls,
Two wedding bells,
And a happily ever after ending!
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
Nine rogues reforming,
Eight couples courting,
Seven secret meetings,
Six maids deflowered,
Five......consecutive.....climaxes.
Four castled halls,
Three costume balls,
Two wedding bells,
And a happily ever after ending!
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
Ten rakes a-flirting,
Nine rogues reforming,
Eight couples courting,
Seven secret meetings,
Six maids deflowered,
Five......consecutive.....climaxes.
Four castled halls,
Three costume balls,
Two wedding bells,
And a happily ever after ending!
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
Eleven werewolves howling,
Ten rakes a-flirting,
Nine rogues reforming,
Eight couples courting,
Seven secret meetings,
Six maids deflowered,
Five......consecutive.....climaxes.
Four castled halls,
Three costume balls,
Two wedding bells,
And a happily ever after ending!
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
Twelve vampires biting,
Eleven werewolves howling,
Ten rakes a-flirting,
Nine rogues reforming,
Eight couples courting,
Seven secret meetings,
Six maids deflowered,
Five......consecutive.....climaxes.
Four castled halls,
Three costume balls,
Two wedding bells,
And a happily ever after ending!
3 comments:
I love it! "Five consecutive climaxes" cracked me up!
Brava!!!!!! Brava!!! Just sang it to my mom, she's now thoroughly confused but I'm delighted. lmao
Glad you guys enjoyed it :)
The 'five' line may or may not have been the first line I came up with. :P
Mist - can't believe you sang it to your mom. LOL
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