Ripped Covers - Love Me Forever by Johanna Lindsey

Happy Holidays Bookish Folks. We hope you enjoy our heavenly cover snark offering Reader: Ewww,I don't even know where to begin with this one..The rippling - ugh - muscles, his constipated face, her little-woman-ly pose..FAIL. Mistress: OMFg it's Sweet baby Jesus is all grown up.... and he's making her....?!?! My how the communion rules have changed Reader: *does the sign of the cross* Sacrilege! You cannot mean to imply that Jesus is, is, is, a ginger?! *disclaimer: no offense meant to any gingers out there but I was taught by the nuns that Christ, our savior, is a brunette. Wanderer: I think her intent is admirable. She's obviously begging him to stop the 'roids and doesn't think the big voodoo daddy muscles warrant the junk shrinkage. Big J should know by now that it's what's downstairs....er I mean inside, that counts. Disclaimer: Please note that this commentary makes no judgment on the quality of the stories the covers are associated with. Asstastic covers are almost always bad publisher judgment calls and hold little to no stock in author preference.