Sorry for the muddled state of some of the older posts. Mist is slaving away to reformat them ASAP ; ).

12/13/09

The Twelve Days of Christmas




On the first day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
A happily ever after ending!


On the second day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
Two wedding bells,
And a happily ever after ending!


On the third day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
Three costume balls,
Two wedding bells,
And a happily ever after ending!


On the fourth day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
Four castled halls,
Three costume balls,
Two wedding bells,
And a happily ever after ending!


On the fifth day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
Five......consecutive.....climaxes.
Four castled halls,
Three costume balls,
Two wedding bells,
And a happily ever after ending!


On the sixth day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
Six maids deflowered,
Five......consecutive.....climaxes.
Four castled halls,
Three costume balls,
Two wedding bells,
And a happily ever after ending!


On the seventh day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
Seven secret meetings,
Six maids deflowered,
Five......consecutive.....climaxes.
Four castled halls,
Three costume balls,
Two wedding bells,
And a happily ever after ending!


On the eighth day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
Eight couples courting,
Seven secret meetings,
Six maids deflowered,
Five......consecutive.....climaxes.
Four castled halls,
Three costume balls,
Two wedding bells,
And a happily ever after ending!


On the ninth day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
Nine rogues reforming,
Eight couples courting,
Seven secret meetings,
Six maids deflowered,
Five......consecutive.....climaxes.
Four castled halls,
Three costume balls,
Two wedding bells,
And a happily ever after ending!


On the tenth day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
Ten rakes a-flirting,
Nine rogues reforming,
Eight couples courting,
Seven secret meetings,
Six maids deflowered,
Five......consecutive.....climaxes.
Four castled halls,
Three costume balls,
Two wedding bells,
And a happily ever after ending!


On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
Eleven werewolves howling,
Ten rakes a-flirting,
Nine rogues reforming,
Eight couples courting,
Seven secret meetings,
Six maids deflowered,
Five......consecutive.....climaxes.
Four castled halls,
Three costume balls,
Two wedding bells,
And a happily ever after ending!


On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my to-be-read pile sent to me
Twelve vampires biting,
Eleven werewolves howling,
Ten rakes a-flirting,
Nine rogues reforming,
Eight couples courting,
Seven secret meetings,
Six maids deflowered,
Five......consecutive.....climaxes.
Four castled halls,
Three costume balls,
Two wedding bells,
And a happily ever after ending!




3 comments:

Eyre Sunday, December 13, 2009 7:27:00 PM  

I love it! "Five consecutive climaxes" cracked me up!

Mistress Sunday, December 13, 2009 9:23:00 PM  

Brava!!!!!! Brava!!! Just sang it to my mom, she's now thoroughly confused but I'm delighted. lmao

Wanderer Tuesday, December 29, 2009 2:11:00 AM  

Glad you guys enjoyed it :)

The 'five' line may or may not have been the first line I came up with. :P

Mist - can't believe you sang it to your mom. LOL

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