Ripped Covers: Scandal's Bride by Stephanie Laurens
This gem used to grace the cover of one of the Cynster series Novels. prepare for a completely educational lesson on man titty and perfume marketing
Reader:
I don't get it, Can your chest be hot but your back be cold??? Huge glaring lack in the manjugs. Where'd the nips go?
Mistress:
I guess when you're in love, you have to take the time to savor the fresh fart smell
Reader:
Judging the looks on their faces I say they should bottle the stuff and market it as aphrodisiac aerosol.
Wanderer: "Because men are animals." Musk of Love, a new and titillating fragrance by Lancome
Reader:
Err..I'm still on the nips. I officially cannot get past them.
5 comments:
I think the heroine is all dreamy because the hero has that nice baby soft waxed look.
How do you keep getting my personal photos??
I know we're supposed to say mean things about these covers, but I secretly love them. Romance novels wouldn't be romance novels without them. They're timeless!
Katie: Sure thing, nothing is more of a turn on then a man who smells of baby powder.
Jen: Aww Jen no worries, we luv em too. They definitely have nostalgic win on their side... but they're still freaking funny. = )
"man titty and perfume marketing"
hee!
I'll have you know it's a perfectly respectable College major, Katie. LMAO
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