Why Thanksgiving Doesn't Suck
Dear Bookish Masses,
I love love love Thanksgiving and not for the boring peace to men hallmark sound bites.
It’s awesome, and not just because of the food which doesn’t hurt. A non religious holiday where nothing is expected of me other than eating. Which hello, I have to do anyway to live... so it's win win. After that I'm expected to… oh wait that’s right... zilch, nada, & nothing else. So I can be as sloth like as I please, and I please much.I'm given a national pardon from: work, school, and life. I can sleep the whole day or read for hours with impunity. That my darlings doesn’t suck.
May the Gobble be with You,
Mistress
5 comments:
And also with you..
= ) Reader I knew you'd know the proper response to my giblet greeting.
Grr I just thought of the one thing that does suck about Thanksgiving. All the Yahoos who before the night is dead and gone, start start xmas cheer. C'mon can a girl bask in her afterglow for a little while.
The gobble was definitely with me yesterday and again today - 'twas good indeed!
lmao at the turkey pic until I saw what was on the platter - I be scared! (:-0)
I've nicknamed the pic " Kill Turkey, Kill Faster" lol
Loved reeading this thank you
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